Sir, can you tell me the text which I will use on your T-shirt Design?

any of these: I don’t do silly stunts, Built different, We Outside, I know how to crash, Could’ve gone much worse, That wasn’t a fail, Excited bike, (No regrets, just scars), Asphalt warrior

Really.... ??

Congrats to the winner....but ...Really??..

I'm also confused, is that true? :)