A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, & ...more A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... hide