I like to surf and play lacrosse, but I also really like to party. If i could do all 3 at once I probably would. However, it most likely wouldn't end ...more I like to surf and play lacrosse, but I also really like to party. If i could do all 3 at once I probably would. However, it most likely wouldn't end too well because I would be far too drunk to catch the ball and then I would lose it in the ocean. Then my body would reject the numerous beers I had previously consumed, causing me to then want more beer. I would then very slovenly struggle onto shore to imbibe more alcohol, and in the process find beautiful women to mack on. The rest is too rage to tell. hide